Total Medals Earned: 2,067 (From
376 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 30,985 Points
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
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Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
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Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
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Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
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Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Alter the test.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
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Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
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Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Fully upgrade your armor
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
First Victory
Beat the Champ.
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Push the hardest.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
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